b-but… my mom doesn’t know I have ONE. :S
(not so) silently celebrating the 3 notes my post received. idec that they’re likes. 3 people liked my post!!! omg.
I had a dream that two white guys came to my supermarket and dropped both their Rolex watches on the floor without noticing and left the store, I stole them but then I felt guilty and returned them.
but srsly I was about to pawn that shit. In my dream world Rolex’s cost a fortune.
its 6am. The dash has officially died. And I should sleep holy fuck I’m glad I’m not in High School anymore. LOL Im not gonna sleep. I’m just gonna go poke my ferret. LOL
If your dash died too, go check out my new 1D blog. I only have like 1 follower. :-/
probably cuz i made all the ugly background files and headers myself. sighhh
WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED LIKING ONE DIRECTION:
AND NOW EVERYTIME THEY ARE MENTIONED:
WHEN EVER YOU SEE A NEW PICTURE OF THEM:
Story of my life.
Lawrence M. Krauss (via troubled)
friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
- slave owner: UR FREE
- slave: omg really!?!?
- slave owner: *pulling on chain of slave* nah im just YANKING YOUR CHAIN